Welcome to cammy.somnolescent.net

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Index of Pages

The Badger Boy

Personal pages! Or perhaps pages pertaining to the site.

• About Cammy (the human one!)—My bio, why this site, why the badger boy, all that good stuff...
• What's New!—A big ol' changelog. How delightfully corporate.

Games

Some pages on some old games I've been playing, and stuff related to them.

• Play My Tony Hawk Parks—Custom Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 parks, lovingly designed by me. Screenshots and videos abound.
• Minesweeper Times and Terminology—My best Minesweeper times and an explanation on some game mechanics, seeing as though they're usually buried deep in forums elsewhere. One of a few pages that came from mari.somnol.
• Mario Kart Wii Times—My current best times for each course featured in Mario Kart Wii. One of a few pages that came from mari.somnol.
• Everything You Have Always Wanted to Know about the PlayStation—Not actually my document, but one I've been working on cleaning up! This one dates all the way back to 1999, and there's PDFs floating around, but it's nothing good ol' HTML can't do. Anyway, highly technical reference about the guts of the original PlayStation. Not for the faint of heart, but fascinating for the right kinda person. New foreword by me.
• Recommended PS1 Games—I hate to use the term, but reviews of more obscure games and games that interest me on the system, in text, with screenshots. Maybe I can turn you onto something?

The Vault

Where it all goes in the end! Unlike most vaults, though, you've got access to this one.

• The Curious Case of Nobody's Watching—a little fanpage for a very curious, forgotten byproduct of 2000s TV and internet history: a TV pilot that got leaked onto YouTube and...almost saw a second life over it.
• MIDI Stockpile (but more importantly, how to play them these days...)—This one's one part tutorial and one part collection of those delightfully alluring robotic renditions of all your favorites. Made as a bit of a stress test for Retrozilla Composer, and boy, am I gonna keep using it.

Stories

The stories that used to go on mariteaux.somnolescent.net, but now, they're here! There's more of them now, since I wanted to have some Pinède representation, and if you're more an offline reader type, have your choice of formats to print!

Pennyverse

Name	Date	HTML	RTF	Text
"A Fuzzy, Stuffy Stupor"	November 17, 2020	(11KB)	(9KB)	(8KB)
Cat comes to check on Seb after his sickly accident on the outskirts of the Valley Cascadia, with...disarmingly loving results.
"Delusional"	October 22, 2020	(7KB)	(6KB)	(5KB)
Kept awake for days, Arthur investigates something shattering in the garden.
"Gonzo the Dissident"	October 2, 2020	(31KB)	(26KB)	(23KB)
Colton and the Guardian turn to dream interpretation to find out why Gonzo's such a skittish mess.
"The Observer"	December 31, 2019	(6KB)	(5KB)	(4KB)
On New Year's Eve, Seb meets a strange, peaceful girl—and the peace turns out to be contagious.
"Kevin's Nachos"	August 11, 2019	(13KB)	(10KB)	(8KB)
Kevin goes looking for snacks and adventure in another dimension.
"Told Me So"	March 2, 2019	(8KB)	(7KB)	(6KB)
The trio arrives in Apricot Bay and find strangeness around the edges.
"Darkpenny"	January 17, 2019	(90KB)	(357KB)	(31KB)
An orange kitty goes missing in an old, cruel city and leaves no trace. It's up to her close friends to find her, regardless of who stands in the way.

Calelira

Name	Date	HTML	RTF	Text
"Thylacine in the Sea"	August 22, 2020	(12KB)	(14KB)	(9KB)
Deep in a sea cave, a thylacine and his easily-irritated Shaleven escort work their way back to the surface—at any cost.
"The Fatal Commons"	Unfinished	(23KB)
A strange library of books about people and a rather unfriendly bookkeeper to go with them. It's up to Felix to find a way out before he learns what he shouldn't. Currently due for a major rewrite (hence no downloads), but I still like the current draft, so here it is.

Miscellaneous

Name	Date	HTML	RTF	Text
"Eternity Together"	July 20, 2019	(5KB)
Written for my beloved forest spirit. It's horribly gay and feely, so fair warning~
"Future Perfect"	January 18, 2016	(12KB)	(14KB)	(9KB)
What if you lived a fantasy world in someone else's head?

Last updated February 21, 2021. All belongs to the badger boy Cammy, so ask before you touch.